Public Service Announcement
But first - let’s review people!!
When at an intersection governed by a signal: If there is not enough room for you to CLEAR the intersection, even if you have a green light, DO NOT move into the intersection. Doing so creates the equivalent of your giant ASS blocking the aisle at the grocery store. It may be perfectly acceptable at Food Saver, or some similar ghetto-fab-bag-your-own-groceries place, but let me repeat it is so NOT cool to do during rush hour when we’re all trying to get home and out of traffic as soon as possible.
I know what you’re thinking, “But - I’ll miss my turn at the green light.”
NEWSFLASH: If you can’t fit across the intersection you already LOST your turn.
So don’t try and squeeze in anyway because when you do, it makes it so that those of us who have a green light and CAN fit across lose our turn as well. This leads to serious irritation and increases the probability that someone else won’t want to wait THEIR turn at the next light… again blocking the intersection and screwing the rest of us. See where this is going??
So, to recap: Stay out of the intersection until it is your turn to go. But more importantly people: Stay the hell out of my way!!!!!
Thank you.
/End Public Service Announcement
