Burger King
Ok, I saw a commercial with the King from one of those commercials tonight…Yeah, he totally freaks me out.
WHY WHY WHY is he just lurking right next to someone… in his bed? With that face - the mouth all gaping open with the scary clown-face of terror going on… oh, helll no. (I won’t even go into the place with the ACTUAL creepy-kid-friendly-clown). Jerzey was right - and those commercials are just ALL wrong. Not to mention… Hooty. What in the HELL is going on here? First of all, Hooty, what happened? Did no one want to hold your hand? Come on, really. Is that why you went all cowboy cheese “chedderrrr ranch” and ten gallon headgear? Seriously. And, dude - is that Christina Aguilera picking nasty-ass burgers off a tree and then getting hoochy with Pink on the railroad see-saw? I’ll accept the fact that it’s only there so they can take turns bending over, but damn.
WTF is going on at Burger King? Are they selling burgers or tuna? Fuck.
Just a little shout out to the marketing geeks at BK:
We’re not buyin’. But not because your commercials suck. Uhm… it’s the food - if you you insist on calling it that.
Dress it up, crown it, hell - ho it your way all you like.Seriously.
