Subtle Glow

Would you consider it hysterical, or more along the lines of mortifying if your neighbor from downstairs - whom you’ve never met before - came to your door one evening and was very nice and extremely polite - asked if you would be so kind as to please move your bed AWAY from the wall??

Upon further review you realize that the bed is a good three to four inches away from the wall already.

Is it just me, or are all the women reading this actually cringing and dying of laughter, while the men are shooting both hands in the air in the universal “Rock on/I’m the fuckin’ MAN” stance?

Anyone??