Subtle Glow

I simply have no patience and found myself wanting to fling things at the television tonight. As you may know, it is Election Day. The day where we Americans go out and prove what I have been saying all along: The masses are asses! Just give them an election and they will fucking prove it. Every. Time.

Only 15% of the votes have been reported in so far… well, actually NBC reported 14% of the votes in at 8:25pm, and by 8:45pm they said it was 10%. WTF? Did they find another district or ten they didn’t know about in a twenty minute period of time? More stupidity.

I can’t watch anymore, I’m too wired for that sort of suspense. You know it’s time to turn it off when The Office seems like a pretty good version of reality. Then you realize it’s supposed to be a fucking parody.

Also my cat has been pissing on the carpet again. Fuck!

You know I thought I was in a pretty good mood until about an hour ago.

With that - I think it’s time for some links!!

Here’s one that makes me laugh. I might have posted it before… it’s a fave!

Proving my point

Home Depot Douchebag

Worth a chuckle