Starbucks
uhm, excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, hi - Excuse ME
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HELLO - FUCKING MOVE!!
Really. Is that so DIFFICULT to understand? Are you NEW to coffee here? Because if so we can deal with that. The place is packed with all the other junkies - just stand back a bit and watch how it’s done. It’s easy, you’ll catch on.
Who are the rude people who hang ALL over the bar at Starbucks after they’ve ordered their drinks? Do you see us? All those people standing in a cluster near the bar? Right over here? Yes. Hello - we are the people who ordered BEFORE you, who will be getting our drinks BEFORE you, and trying to leave BEFORE YOU. So do not proceed from the register directly to the bar, and then drape yourself all over it as you chat on your phone.
Why?
Well, my dear, because your ass is in the goddamn way and I spent all my nice points on the freeway to get here by 7:30am and I want to get my coffee and leave. So, you see - I’m out of nice points, I can’t get to my drink sitting under your face on the bar, I’ve asked you nicely to move three times - and I need some fucking coffee.
