Assface
The Man and I shared a shower at one point during his stay here. He was giving me a hard time about using separate soaps for different body parts (I don’t use ‘regular’ soap for my face, and I never use bar soap for anything), as well as separate towels, etc. Basically all the extras that I have just for showering. Extras that I insist are necessary.
As I watched him soap up I couldn’t help but point out to him the fact that he uses the same cloth to wash his face that also washes his ass.
“See, in my world, the ass and the face should never meet.”
He thought for a minute. “Hmmm, in your world, we also have Bush as President. Talk about an assface.”
We giggled for several minutes as we toweled off.
I’m still giggling.
It was a good week.
that’s the best.
