Pale and clammy!
On Sunday afternoon I fished around in the fridge to find something to eat. Kiddo was at his dad’s, which meant I could cook something random, and call it a meal. I came across a can of crescent rolls and thought… mmmmm, with butter.
So I rolled them up and baked ‘em poppin’ fresh.
Much to my intestinal dismay Monday morning, it seems that can was expired.
I am about 80% recovered, dehydrated and still afraid to eat anything of any real substance for fear of further reprisals from my stomach.
Lessons learned:
Yes, you dummy - dough doesn’t last forever… even in a can.
ALWAYS look for an expiration date… on everything - lest you find your Kaopectate has ALSO expired.
