Why am I not face-planted by now?
Heh. So, guess what? I totally could not sleep last night - and I mean AT ALL! While most nights lately it takes me a loooong time to get to sleep, I have been able to do it for at least 4-5 hours.
But not last night. No, last night was a mother fukcer of insomnia. Tonight I do NOT care that the 2 glasses of wine might wear off in the middle of the night and I’ll be up again. I do not care! In case you wondered: this is me, not caring, and planning to sleep through the night or call in sleepy tomorrow.
So, this entry is a little bit of a throw-back to posts of long ago, back when they were like ‘regular’ and daily and stuff instead of randomly scattered throughout the days/weeks/etc. Of course there was wine-induction and so it all came pouring over the keys in almost seamless fashion.
Who cares! I am typing while cross-eyed and STILL spelling without much of a challenge!
I know it is not funny to make jokes but, I’m just wondering about going a week or so with very little food and very little sleep every day and still feeling “functional” (I guess that is the word), and not even just functional but dare I say I feel like woohoo! except maybe more like: yeah it’s any other day, except I feel fine!! before I need to be concerned, that is… but no time for that now.
I’m fine! Just saying, that it’s weird, but nothing I’m sure.
Also? Other things - that I don’t want to sit her and type right now… I am cold and need slippers. I am hot and need air to breathe.
I need some damn sleep already. Shhhhh, everyone.
Remind me to tell you about my adventures with false eyelashes. Oh, whatever I will tell you now because it is a short short story that goes like this:
Ok, little drop of glue… pinch the group of false lashes, dip in the glue and settle on the lash line - NOT the eyelid!
FUKC that took a ridiculous amount of time!
I cannot get the OLD glue off the lashes, so I just keep buying more sets and at this point I’m going through one package per week and STILL I am ending up with 1/3 tossed out on the first try due to too many failed attempts to “settle” that goddamned clump of lashes. So the false eyelashes - I really don’t care if they are TOO obvious when I wear them - and they are a son of a bitch to get on and have stay on. But one I get there - I like them.
Any random ramblings from you?
