Subtle Glow

Hilarious.

And this?  Also very fun.

But the first link is better.

Ouch!!
Who knew?
Cool
South Park Fan?
GROSS!!
Kinda cool
cool way to waste some time and use your noodle
wtf
ya think?
US History
Lastly, a little origami

Seriously, do I have to wait 20 years for this?

Ok, no THIS is the last one

Happy Friday!!!

Nothing says “I love and trust you” like a pair of these panties!

SO WRONG! Also - amusing!

Bush v. Jesus

I’m not generally a bumper sticker person, but some of these are tempting.

No. Just… NO.

Come clean. Not JUST a toy cleaner anymore!

I simply have no patience and found myself wanting to fling things at the television tonight. As you may know, it is Election Day. The day where we Americans go out and prove what I have been saying all along: The masses are asses! Just give them an election and they will fucking prove it. Every. Time.

Only 15% of the votes have been reported in so far… well, actually NBC reported 14% of the votes in at 8:25pm, and by 8:45pm they said it was 10%. WTF? Did they find another district or ten they didn’t know about in a twenty minute period of time? More stupidity.

I can’t watch anymore, I’m too wired for that sort of suspense. You know it’s time to turn it off when The Office seems like a pretty good version of reality. Then you realize it’s supposed to be a fucking parody.

Also my cat has been pissing on the carpet again. Fuck!

You know I thought I was in a pretty good mood until about an hour ago.

With that - I think it’s time for some links!!

Here’s one that makes me laugh. I might have posted it before… it’s a fave!

Proving my point

Home Depot Douchebag

Worth a chuckle

Yes. Yes I did.

I just flipped my hair so hard that my dangly earring flew up and whacked my glasses. I’m lucky I didn’t lose the bead on that sucker.

Since when am I a hair-flipper? and of such force? I’m growing my hair out, so I suppose that has something to do with it.

Ok well to take your mind off of this puzzling puzzle of me and my hair and the flipping and all, how about a few link-gems I found? THIS is why I don’t get to bed on time… I’m diligently tracking down entertaining and/or thought-provoking and sometimes just plain waste-of-time links for you, dear readers (or, not - as there ARE no readers to this super secret anonymous blog). Anyhow.

Links!

A old favorite of mine.

Poke the Penguin

I’ve never seen one so big before!

Stupid Bush - too bad this one is not audible… THAT would be hilarious!

Have fun!